Franklin Corps

Franklin Corps is a Lil Hatz film that follows the adventures of CIA agents Franklin Theodore Delano and Buttface McGee as they fight the an assassin death cult.

Plot
The movie opens at an old Franklin telling his sick grandson to go to sleep. His grandson demands that he tells him a story, Franklin begins to tell him a tale about his days in the CIA with his partner Buttface McGee. The scene cuts to the two agents getting briefed by their strange looking boss, who tells them to fight the assassins. The agents jump out the window, prepared for action. As they skate board around looking for trouble, a strange man approaches them and sprays a fire extinguisher around. They agents comment how this looks like some sort of Hidden Mist Jutsu. As the agents as stuck in the mist, the S man then proceeds to stab himself for no reason. The agents are able to escape the mist and proceed to hunt for more assassins. The pair proceeds to walk around, the two agents notice something destroyed on the ground. They put the pieces of the object together and find out it was famous Oriental porn, Sluts of the Orient. Suddenly a man appears and attacks the agents. The fight back and punish him to 3 months of community service cleaning up all the porn. He's mad about it but fails to realize that the agents can't give him community service as they aren't judges. While looking for more assassins, a man drops down from an building. He calls himself the Grocer Story Grabber and says that after he's done with them they'll only be able to eat boney island fish. Franklin prepares to use his special attack, but the Grabber throws a piece of wood from a magic tree and tells him that he canceled it. Buttface prepares to use his special attack. While he's focusing on his chakra, Franklin stabs a water bottle, which happens to be the Grabbers heart. He dies a very anti-climax death. Buttface steals his hat, knowing it will give him super powers. The assassins finally meet the leader of the assassin death cult, Dylan. The agents laugh at Dylan, but he proves to be a powerful foe. Using both their combined powers, the agents murk Dylan and save the free world once again. Back at the CIA, they tell their boss they finished the job. Buttface suddenly turns into Computer Kannon and kills the boss and attacks Franklin. The scene cuts back to old Franklin with a gun to his head. He tells his grandson that he must tell his story to others as more assassins are coming after them. The camera turns around to a bunch of assassins who then violently beat Franklin to death. His grandson turns around to him and tells him he wasn't listening as he was too busy playing Minecraft.

Trivia

 * This movie was filmed along side Thanksgiving Movie, but was released first due to the moronic actions of a former Lil Hatz employee.
 * Fans believe this to be a sequel to the film Dave Jones, as the same actors play the pair of CIA agents in both films. Lil Hatz has denounced said claims.
 * The attack with the fire extinguisher was a reference to the Hidden Mist Jutsu from popular anime series Naruto.
 * To be able to fit requirements of foreign film rules, many different versions of this film have been made for the international market. Some of the copies take out scenes such as the S man scene and the scene with Computer Kannon. Ryan Winzen has stated his favorite version was the Cambodian release.
 * The actor playing Franklin is seen drinking out of the water bottle that was the Grabbers heart.