Totally Real Kung Fu Movie

Totally Real Kung Fu Movie is the first installment in the Kung Fu Movie series and the embryonic of what would be Li'l Hats Productions.

A Message To The Reader
To the ill-informed of these movies, the Kung Fu Movie trilogy is a series of three movies that have little or no correlation to each other.

Scene 1: Too Brutal
The movie begins on Carrot, for whom is carrying his child in a stroller. A drifter, who is aptly named Bad Guy, wields a knife and starts brutally attacking the child. Carrot then pulls out an automatic pistol and unloads the whole magazine on Bad Guy. A weirdo screams for help and as Bad Guy slowly dies, he releases a grenade and Carrot escapes through a secret door. The grenade explodes and the camera is knocked away.

Scene 2: At McDonald's
The next scene opens up at a side view of the Drive-Thru at McDonald's. A person, known as Angered McDonald's Customer, who is also a former samurai, pulls in and orders simple: a ten piece Chicken McNuggets. But, the 16 year old cashier says they're out and that they cannot make anymore, much to Samurai's dismay, and that they can only give him McNuggets once the McDonald's Farm brings in their daily shipment. By then, Samurai is livid and flips up the stool he sat on, walking away. A worker tries to entice him by saying they still have sweet and sour sauce.

Scene 3: The Final Showdown
The scene opens up later at night, with Samurai still angered at the fact that there were no Chicken McNuggets, sees Carrot asking if he was the one who called him. Samurai says it wasn't him, but allows Carrot to help him anyway. They walk in wondering where Bad Guy is, and Bad Guy suddenly jumps from a stack of boxes, holding the two at gunpoint. A gunfight begins and Bad Guy seems to be killed, finally after a grenade, a magazine, and countless gunfire, but then another clone rises up and Carrot is killed. Bad Guy likes Carrot's gun better, so he takes it, but is immediately killed by Samurai. Samurai walks away unscathed.