Shower Goblin

The “Shower Goblin” is a powerful warrior sage present in the movie ''Odd-Toed Ungulate. ''He is characterized by having bathroom related powers and talking in a crackly, creepy voice. The Goblin is easily defeated by Connor Ungulate.

Backstory
Shower Goblin was born as Reynold Alloy in Newfoundland, Canada. The details of his birth are quite fuzzy, but it’s been said that his mother was “attempting to poop when he came out.” He lived in a dumpster until he was just about 14 years old, whereupon he was discovered by The Trinity, who took him in as their own.

Abilities

 * Swordplay
 * Resistance to feces/urine related sicknesses
 * Able to teleport to any shower in the world (even ones in use.)