Odd-Toed Ungulate

Odd-Toed Ungulate is a 2019 film by Li'l Hats Productions. It tells the tale of Cooper Ungulate's quest for the truth as he must fight enemies and consume strange foods.

SEQUENCE ONE: THE TRIUMVIRATE
The film begins on a narrator, who introduces himself as Cookie Masterson, whose brother is Cookie Maste. He speaks of his affinity for odd-toed ungulate mammals, then tells the audience that he will tell them the story that is only reserved to his friends. Cooper Ungulate, who takes a walk outside to see a triumvirate of three soldiers. One mops, another throws rocks, and the other does not like dark, and speaks in out of context quotes. The one that throws rocks sacrifices himself, and Cooper kills the one that mops. The dark-dislike-er tries to manipulate Cooper into defeat by telling of his divine support, but is promptly killed. What remains of him is a PEZ container, which Cooper eats, but it causes him to be transported to the past, which is Cooper witnessing his conception.

SEQUENCE TWO: THE GOBLIN
We return to Cookie Masterson, who tells that after defeating the Triumvirate, Cooper must continue on his journey by defeating the Shower Goblin. It then returns to Cooper, who comes to a bathroom that so happens to house the Shower Goblin, and they scuffle for a bit until Shower Goblin is drowned in a toilet by Cooper. In his last breath, he commands Cooper to drink the water from the sink, which was most likely laced with some sort of psychedelic drug. Cooper reluctantly does so, and shortly after leaving, he falls into the same transport to the past, this time to a view of his father, who shames Cooper for having only nine toes and not ten.

SEQUENCE THREE: THE CREATURE
Cookie Masterson once again says how that after the Shower Goblin, Cooper must continue and fight the Comically Large Pencil Creature. Cooper remarks on the Creature's comically large pencil, who takes it as a threat and then starts to fight Cooper. Quickly learning his weakness, which is fingers pointing, he quickly defeats the Creature. And to the victor, go the spoils, which is a paper crayon, which Cooper ingests, causing him to lapse into a flashback of his girlfriend breaking up with him because of his nine toes.

SEQUENCE FOUR: THE TARD
After returning from the past, a miniature horse angrily asks Cooper if he ate his purple crayon, to which he replies with,"'Did you just drink the water from the sink?'"which Cooper immediately follows with drowning the horse in the sink next to him. Cooper happens upon a large, cluttered hallway, which leads to a man on a respirator, or hookah, who mumbles incoherent phrases to Cooper. Cooper then starts attacking him, but to no avail, until a disembodied voice tells Cooper to use a foam fist on a bamboo stick to ultimately kill him. Cooper is scolded by the self-named "Ghost Man Me" for later breaking the fist.

SEQUENCE FIVE: THE TRINITY
Cookie Masterson is caught eating bits of fabric in front of him, but then continues telling the story, and Cooper's next objective, in order to find the truth, is to defeat The Trinity. Cooper walks into a room containing the Trinity; one sits in a chair, playing a bongo, another lies on a bed, playing a Jamaican guitar, and the third rests on a bean bag, playing the flute. Instead of giving him answers to his questions, the Trinity responds with cryptic hints, until the truth is revealed. The drummer tells Cooper the reason for his lost memory was because he was shot in the head, then the guitarist chants the reason to his nine toes, which the other two Trinity members join in."'You're an Ungulate. You're an Ungulate. You're an Ungulate! You're an Ungulate! You're an Ungulate! Ahhhhgghghhh!'"The guitarist then tells Cooper they will not return his memory or toe, unless he bests them. The drummer then challenges Cooper to defeat a Gremlin, which took his mind on the Fourth of July. Cooper easily defeats it, but the Trinity secretly didn't want him to do that, so they fight him. The drummer accidentally reveals the spell that instantly defeats them, which goes like, "Blah, blah, blah, banana, banana, banana". Cooper relays the spell, and wins. The drummer says that in order for Cooper to truly regain his memory, he must eat the "hint mint", which lies in a large jar. Cooper complies, and is greeted with another transport, this time to some otherworldly plane in an undetermined time, with the Trinity sitting on a sofa, beckoning him to come to them. He does, and the episode ends.

SEQUENCE SIX: THE NARRATOR
Cookie Masterson seems to bring a nice conclusion to the story, that Cooper gets his memory back, but then confesses that he cut off Cooper's tenth toe. He is immediately greeted by Cooper, and Masterson cowers in fear. Cooper pulls out a domino, and Masterson is punched by the number of pips on it, which is six. Then, he is brutally beaten by the fist that killed the "Tard" a while back. A film crew that were secretly filming Cooper then run away, after realizing Cooper's strength. The camera is punched by Cooper and it fades to black.

Trivia

 * In case you didn't realize yet, Cooper never lost his toe because he was born with nine toes, making him an odd-toed ungulate.
 * The whole idea of the film was conceived by a random flipping through a book of mammals, which Cookie Masterson reads in the very beginning.
 * Supposedly, Odd-Toed Ungulates is canon to the Kung-Fu Movie trilogy, because Cooper Ungulate is allegedly related to the Samurai present throughout the films.
 * The number three is a common motif. The Triumvirate, the Three foes, the Trinity. This isn't really for any symbolic reasons, just because they were only so many people filming.
 * It is commonly debated that Cooper joins the Trinity in exchange for his memory as a representation of a Faustian bargain, or more commonly known, a "Deal With The Devil". So it is theorized Cooper sold his soul.