Ryan Winzen's Evangelion

Ryan Winzen's Evangelion is a parody of the popular anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion. The parody follows the series but reimagined by Winzen himself. It's the first of the planned series of Ryan Winzen written anime parodies.

Synopsis
The parody begins by following Ryan Ikari walking down the streets of South Baltimore. He arrives at his fathers important business skyscraper. He goes into his office and asks to know why he's been called. His father says he needs Ryan to pilot a robot that kills giant monsters or else Patrick will have to. Ryan asks that if Patrick uses it again will he die, his father corrects him by telling him that last time he destroyed South Baltimore. Ryan asks how that is a bad thing. His father tells him that he has to go live with a hot chick and another chick who wants to have sex with him, he agrees to go excitedly. He walks to Sexington Apartments and walks inside. He's greeted by the two hot chicks, who he calls trick-ass hoes and demand they bring him Hennessey. He goes to his room and begins to play several hours of Call of Duty on the Xbox One and watch serval videos by popular Youtubers Redlettermedia. This drives him to insanity. He decides to film a cool movie with his friends. He tells them that they should make a parody of something he doesn't like. His friends respond by asking him why he would go through the effort of making a parody of something he doesn't like and floom. They realize they don't have a camera and that is was a stupid idea anyway. He goes to the robot hanger and asks where the robot at, but some weird bitch tells him the robot is actually a metaphor for something. Ryan doesn't care and proclaims, "I'm Bobby with that tool", before getting into his giant robot suit. He travels to space in his robot suit and fights the angel. He says that if that if this was the focus of the show, it would be a much better show. He kills the angel and goes back to his room after a honest days work. He's suddenly transported to a void world. In the void all the female characters call him Travis Scott. Ryan starts to go crazy saying he's not Travis Scott and points to a picture of the real Travis Scott. They all laugh saying the man really put a picture of himself like we don't know. Ryan is now trapped in an never ending hell, just now realizing he learned no lesson and everything is pointless and sucks, Bobby Bitch.

Trivia
-Scholars have debated for several years if Ryan Winzen is a fan or if he hates Evangelion

-This movie has been banned in South Baltimore and New Zealand