Doggy Town Krew

The Doggy Town Krew is a notorious crime syndicate headquartered in St. Louis County, Missouri.

Founding - Siege
The Doggy Town Krew was founded by two high school students, Flannery O'Malley, and Shannon McBane in 1994 in the Dogtown neighborhood of St. Louis. While it was simply just a gathering of white students who pretended to be gangsta, everything changed when they were introduced to mescaline and the ancient tomes of Angelo, the evil power in the universe after discovering the two within the walls of their school. By then, the DTK grew to around 30 members. O'Malley and McBane were enthralled by the teachings of Angelo, and decided to indoctrinate the entire DTK, legally making them a cult of Angelo, with the two founders their most zealous of zealots. Eventually though, after the scare of the Oklahoma City bombing in 1995, the local government began to crack down on cults, and after discovering evidence of weapons being transacted to the DTK, whistleblower Frisky Diddlervich blew the whistle and soon enough, in a Waco-style siege, O'Malley, McBane, and 15 other cultists were killed.

Cornelius Come - Kung-Fu Movie 3
In 1998, a historian fired from his job began to look through the nuances of the DTK and noticed that what made it so appealing to the 30 people was not the ideas of Angelo, but rather mescaline. He wanted more power and control to spite his controllers at his former job, and decided to pander to the primal wants and vices of man. He promised the citizens of St. Louis County guns, drugs, and sex. This man was Cornelius Come. The DTK ballooned to nearly 157 members, and while that may not seem like much, keep in mind all of these people were armed and trained in marksmanship, as the DTK branched into a cult-militia. The DTK seized control of local town halls, councils, inflicting petty, but insufferable damage to the community. The streetlamps were mercury vapor, and instead of wishing a good morning, local news wished everyone a "Shitty Morning". This was a time of renaissance for the DTK. Cornelius' son, Francis, received a "vision" during an acid trip from Angelo himself, stating that he must restore the piety to the DTK. Francis interpreted this as a call for him to overthrow his father, and without hesitation, Cornelius Come was poisoned in his sleep, and Francis Come became the new leader.

Kung-Fu Movie 3 - Dissolution
Francis Come then adopted the young Turban Man as a young maid to do his housework and secretarial work, which included gathering even more members in order for Come to teach them his latest martial art form, Gun-Fu, or rather a perversion of this. This gathering was also to prepare for a samurai hired by the CIA in order to take them down once and for all. After the Samurai defeated all of Come's cronies, his closest confidante and best military planner, General Giggles, turns on Francis Come and aids the Samurai in defeating him, ending the Doggy Town Krew and its nefarious fanaticism.