The Jude Reed Show Season 3

The Jude Reed Show Season 3 is the third season of the late-night talk show Jude Reed Show. It is a one-episode season, but is about the same length as the other seasons. It was released in September of 2019 in our universe, but canonically takes place within a bungalow at the bottom of the Ballwin Crater.

Opening and Monologue
The show begins with the eponymous host being introduced to the tune of Lakeside's "Fantastic Voyage" while he hits the table and other objects with a lacrosse stick and then collapses on the couch while the opening credits roll. He then welcomes viewers back to the show and announces that he is now filming the show in the basement of his dad's grandma's house, which is also shared with a band he disdains. He then makes topical statements which are booed and heckled by the small audience. Throughout this, he takes puffs from a wooden blunt, which he shares with a record of Roger Williams. These drags from the blunt are often followed with mind-blowing particle effects. He then collapses on the couch once again.

Earl Turdwen
The host holds a photograph, and introduces the first guest, Earl Turdwen. Earl comes down the stairs bearing a laser gun. Jude applauds to his arrival, and demands the barebones audience do so as well. Jude inquires into Turdwen's upcoming film, but interrupts him by beginning a Beanboozled challenge. Earl is reluctantly forced into participating, while Jude tries to make him, or anyone in the room, eat a buttered popcorn jelly bean, including the cameraman. Everyone's reluctance enrages the host, and he begins throwing objects at Earl. Jude then sits back on the couch and orders the audience to clap.

Commercial Break
The commercial turns out to not be one. It begins with a drug addict injecting himself while Jude watches. He drinks from a jug of vinegar and burns the addict with an iron and then plucks his own eye out. With his breathing labored, he stumbles back to the desk and couch he hosts from, and put his eye back in the socket.

Roberto Baffo
After an abrupt end to the commercial break, Jude introduces the next guest, asthmatic Italian furniture salesman Roberto Baffo. Roberto comes down the stares heavily struggling to breathe, and begins pounding the table whilst complementing it. Roberto is asked all kinds of questions, ranging from his opinions on knives and Japanese people, while Jude hacks away at a book with a knife. Roberto is then offered the wooden blunt, and he accepts, but this causes his breathing to stop, and he is stabbed by Jude, causing the particle effects to come into use once again.

The Cheese Robbery
A group of robbers break into a house tasked with finding "cheese vault". Two go through the front, and the other two through the back. In the back, one disables the alarm, but when he finishes. The other robber reasoned because they cannot split the cheese four ways. One of the robbers tries to open the cheese vault but can't. He says this is because they need the blood of someone who lives in the house. They hear the voice of the host downstairs, and they decide to get him.

Korben Pumpkinman
The host introduces the final guest, renowned etymologist, Korben Pumpkinman. Korben descends the stairs and asks where the cheese is. He then begins shooting at the host, who is knocked down. He then brings him back up and the interview begins. When asked about etymology, he responds with multiple different facial expressions, but nonetheless, the field is going well. He is then given the hypothetical of infidelity by Jude's own doing, but this is countered with Korben saying he's "gay and shit". Jude then lifts the table and Korben holds a knife to his throat, telling him that he killed his grandma, but to his dismay, Jude is happy to hear such news. He then tries to kill other people in the audience that Jude 'likes' but truly hates. He is stabbed and Korben leaves to the theme of "Martian vs. Goblin" by The Game ft. Tyler, the Creator.

Finale
The host concludes his show by flaunting the sponsor, Roku, but is interrupted by the cheese robbers bursting in and taking both the host and the cameraman captive. They ask where the cheese is, and they head upstairs to the cheese vault. Jude is about to open the vault, but instead pulls a gun from the robbers' duffel bag and tries to kill the robbers, but is shot down, seemingly killed. The cameraman pleas with the robber to go home to his family, but is instead shot to the ground. The roobers leave. With the camera still running, Jude grabs it and says, "I never die,"

Trivia

 * The character of Roberto Baffo is an actual person in our universe who is still alive, selling furniture in Italy since the 1970s.
 * The last words, "I never die", is in reference to Season 2 of The Jude Reed Show when he remarks, "I always get hurt but never die". This is the reason as to why he is able to withstand being shot and stabbed multiple times. It is unknown whether he survived the end of the universe, or if he somehow overcame the power of G.R.R. Martin.