Kung-Fu Movie 3

Kung-Fu Movie 3 is the third installment in the Kung-Fu Movie series and the most popular of the three. It is characterized by colorful characters, an original soundtrack, and diverse prop and costume work. In the canonical Li'l Hatz universe, this movie takes place in 2012. '

Plot
The movie begins in the woodland refuge of the renowned Samurai F, a descendant of the clan of samurais present in all Kung-Fu Movies to date. Soon after, two FBI agents, Sam Jones and John PoopyMcDickButt, approach the samurai and tell him of a "new mission" to destroy the Doggy Town Krew and their leader, Francis Come.

After the title card, the scene cuts to the Doggy Town Krew headquarters. A pointless fight scene ensues and we are introduced to Francis and his right hand man, General Giggles. Their bitch-slave, Turban Man, informs them of the FBI's shenanigans and the threat of Samurai F, which causes Francis to decide to indoctrinate new members. One brief TV appearance later and back in the headquarters, Francis and Giggles interview several potential candidates for their Krew, such as Jim Jungles, Arms-Dealer Arnold, and Construction Chris. All are accepted into the group. The higher ups of the Krew begin to introduce their advanced fighting tactic Gun-Fu to the new members to varying degrees of success. Chaos ensues as the group ravages the countryside.

Samurai F's story-line picks back up in the woodlands. The FBI sends a local Gun-Fu artist, Mo (Construction Chris in disguise), to train the samurai in the art of Gun-Fu. After a glass bottle to the face and a discussion on the ethics of eating sticks, Mo trains F in a montage with a human punching bag. Samurai F, post learning Gun-Fu, comments on the purpose his education (killing people). Mo is horrified by the idea of killing people and runs away.

The assault on the hideout begins quickly, with Turban Man being dispatched easily by Samurai's Gun-Fu. Samurai meets up with Mo, who reveals himself to be Construction Chris (which was obvious) and they team up to kill Arms-Dealer Arnold. Finally, Chris and Samurai face the two leaders of the Krew, Come and Giggles. Chris is killed by the two despots with ease and Samurai absconds. Just as it is looking like Samurai is facing his imminent demise, Giggles turns on Come and beats him to death with his bear hands. Samurai and Giggles sit down together and Giggles begins explaining his backstory, saying he is Zek from The Martin House.

Trivia

 * This movie marks the last appearance of an actor credited as “[REDACTED] Boy” in Li’l Hatz movies. It’s theorized that the physical and mental trauma of the production of this movie caused him to quit.
 * Various people involved with Li’l Hatz have claimed that the twist regarding General Giggles’ true identity was quite contrived, most notably in the infamous December 2019 Ryan Winzen interview in Playboy Magazine.