Sam Jones

Sam Jones is a minor character that briefly appears in Kung-Fu Movie 3. He is one of the FBI agents that enlist the help of Samurai F in the destruction of the Doggy Town Krew.

Life and Times
Raised in a single parent household in Krakow, Virginia by the nephew of renowned CIA agent Dave Jones, Sam was bullied a lot as a young kid. He became interested in reading stories of his relative's drug busting days and knew immediately he wanted to be a dangerous government man as well. While his days in the FBI were not as eventful as he once had hoped, he was inadvertently involved with many important historical events, such as the destruction of the Doggy Town Krew and the creation of Jeff Bonzo's cult via his involvement in the PTO's protest to force Bonzo to stop having sexual congress with gym teacher Mr. Idoalotofdrugs. Sam was killed in 2039 by the Chinese government after being sent on a mission to examine their practices of fascism so the American government could rip them off.

Trivia

 * Sam Jones was created on the spot at the filming of Kung-Fu Movie 3.
 * Sam Jones was decidedly the least self-aware human being on Earth, as decided by G.R.R. Martin after the universe was obliterated.